Quotes dating someone older
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Please rotate your phone ninety degrees and try again. When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers. Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. But chiefly on the Just because the Unjust steals the Just's umbrella. You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman. Welcome to 123Today i present you a great collection of best Happy Birthday Quotes for Boyfriend. I don’t know whether you are by better half or the worse one, but baby all I know is that you are the half that makes me complete.Share your love in most astonishing way and surprise the one you love. Hey, my adorable darling, this message is just to remind you that you are so special to me. When you are around, I don’t seem to need anything else in the world. May God Bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best.Happy Birthday to the twinkle of my eye and the person who I love from the bottom of my heart! You can’t see my birthday gift but it’s bigger than you and me. Harold Coffin - "middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with you! Mark Twain - "consider well the proportion of things. Helen Rowland - "the follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity". Don Marquis - "age is not a particularly interesting subject, anyone can get old! George Burns - "you can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old! Ralph Waldo Emerson - "all diseases run into one - old age! Aristotle - "bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age". It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise! Marty Bucella - "when it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day". Bob Hope - "you know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake! Brigitte Bardot - "it is sad to grow old but nice to ripen! Mark Twain - "the first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity". Victor Hugo - "forty is the old age of youth, fifty the youth of old age! Gene Fowler - "he has a profound respect for old age, especially when it's bottled! Lucille Ball - "the secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age! : Mark Twain - "wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been". Richard Needham - "for the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done! Sinclair Lewis - "whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age! Henry David Thoreau - "none are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm". Priestley - "we pay when old for the excesses of youth! Bill Cosby - "when you become senile, you won't know it". We hope that you have enjoyed our look at how "getting old" is humorised across various media. , we would love to hear from you & will publish the very best ones along with our own.Ralph Waldo Emerson - "the age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. Andrew Carnegie - "as I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. Maurice Chevalier - "old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative". Logan Pearsall Smith - "the denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of old age! John Glenn - "there is still no cure for the common birthday". George Bernard Shaw - "youth is such a wonderful thing. * Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.* You regret all those mistakes you made resisting temptation.* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.* You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.* You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.* Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.* Your ears are hairier than your head.* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.* You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for a new car.* Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.* You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 106 around the golf course.* You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.* You can live without sex but not without your glasses.* You don't remember when your wild oats turned to shredded wheat.For Good Measure - here's a few famous quotes, quips & witty repostes all about getting old!