Text bitchs free

You’re the type of hoe that posts makeup selfies on your snap story and you’ve considered being a cam girl at least once. You only have sex when you’re drunk as hell and you’re the first girl to text the group with “you’ll never believe what happened last night.” Keep living your crazy life – but also remember AA is always there to help you.

If you’re a Gemini, you already know you’re a snake.

But perhaps the worst thing you do is steal clothes that people let you borrow.

Scorpios don’t like to be wronged – and you keep tabs on basically everyone know to make sure that doesn’t happen.

You are what we call “neurotic AF.” You always know exactly who your ex is dating and you Facebook stalk every Tinder match to make sure he is up to par. Libra, you’re the type of girl who seems like a goodie-two-shoes, but really has multiple guys on the line.

If you’re a Sagittarius, you are willing to do literally anything for the thrill of it.

You’re probably very into Frat guys and you tried anal with Chad, but then you tried it again with Tommy and be honest, you’ll probably try it again with Luke.

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